Ladies

Gambar hanya hiasan.. sbb tandas ni lawa.. and takde orang

Ladies yang dimaksudkan adalah tandas wanita. Tandas wanita yang dimaksudkan adalah tandas kepunyaan pusat membeli belah dan bukan tandas rumah yang dipnyai oleh mana2 wanita.

Ni bukan toilet shopping mall terbabit.If it's this one, sure ada yg baring ramai2 atas tmpat sink

Sebulan dua ni, I've been heading to shopping malls for a few times in a week. Just to browse around, and buy nothing. A few times at the mall, of course I will visit the ladies. Weak bladder ke hapa tah..During my visit (ala2 cerita musim cuti skoloh) to the ladies there are a few occasions yang made me make statement "eh, boleh ye gitu?" but only in my head.

On one occasion, I was with E-id washing our hands..when tetiba one girl asked Ida," Kak, ada sikat tak?" I was tkujut gak la, how come bleh mintak je dari Ida. Tpi, rasanya she doesn't know this girl. Muka E-id pun terkejut.. dia ckp "takde". Tpi, dia sebenarnye reply dlm hati "kalau aku ada pun, aku takkan bagi kat ko". Kami terpikir, agaknye, ada kot org bertudung bawak jugak sikat and beria mnyikat rambut time ke tandas. Well, if it's my reply it would be " Boleh, tpi kan, gue ada kutu, kelimumur atau psoriasis-tgk la dlm kamus..(atau ape2 illness yg sesuai), amek la pinjam. Ada beran?

Then, this week too, I visit the ladies at one shopping mall and while I was washing my hands (again, nmpk sgt hygienic nye aku) I looked at this girl who was "ralit" menyikat rambut. Hmmm. Thought I saw her outside with her boyfriend kot just now. Maybe dia dgn mmber pempuan dia kat sebelah tu, tgh mengadap cermin dgn pnuh khusyuk. I assumed mmber la, sbb right after brushing her hair, she gave the brush to the girl next to her.. Saying "dah siap dah". Tetiba dia kuar je sorang.. and outside her boyfriend was waiting.. and they walked away.. berdua saja. Eh, boleh ke? I mean.. pjam je sikat sesapa. Tak kenal lak tuh.

Then, there's also this one time, I was on my way out dr ladies when I saw a few girls ready'ing themselves dpn cermin. One of them made a joke " kalau org tanya kenapa rambut serabai, aku jwb je..baru lepas kene r_ _ _ l". Fuh.. boleh ye gitu.. I don't know la.. mybe it's me with my silly superstitious, yg kalau boleh, jgn sebut mende2 gitu.. tpi, tak sangka boleh buat lawak pulak.

Hmm.. tu tak termasuk 4-5 org yang berpakaian gothic duduk mencangkung ramai2 mengadap muka memasing. Buat hapa tah.. yg psti, pegang telefon. Maybe tgh bluetooth kot.. reception lebih baik dlm keadaan mencangkung tu kot... Boleh ye gitu.

-uno momento-

Sometimes I felt like I am "baby-ing" people around me. And at times, that has to stop. Tapi selalu jugak takleh. Habit kot. And it's nice if at times, people plak take turn to treat u nicely. Tak payah belikan apa2, just do nice things to you. Help you out whenever possible. Even the small things count kan.. Sometimes, terasa jugak, people only linger@ be with you whenever they feel like it. Dah takde importance, langsung orang lupa. Kenapa ye? Tpi, actually, that's life. Teaches you not to feel attached to others easily, sbb selalunye orang akan lupa.

Terkejut Aku.

Salam..

It's 8.15 p.m. and I just switched on my computer. Baru sebentar tadi hati berdebar2.. Kenapa berdebar? Sebab jiran2 sebelah @ member kepada jiran2 sebelah asek memberi salam. Kalau dah dgr suara jejantans (bukan Ja Jantan yg Mek slalu gune) kat umah kami nih, mmg la pelik.

I was at the computer, when suddenly.. "Assalamualaikum" hehe.. terkejut. Kami pun statik serta merta and waited for any other sound. Owh.. terdengar anak Pakcik Hassan (jiran sebelah kanan) mmbuka pintu.. Oooh.. mmber dia.. Hm, mcm la pasti sgt kitorang nih yg bukak pintu tu anak pak assan. Ok, then sambung type. Tetiba lagi, terdengar.. "Assalamualaikum" yg pnuh jelas, jati dan tanpa was was. Sekali lagi semua org terkejut.. Diam.. So Linda mengambil keputusan (yg tak payah pikir selama 2-3 hari) to peek from Ida's room yang gelap gelemat (sbb tutup lmpu). She said.. "Org beri salam la kat umah kita".. Pelik.. kitorg tak jnji dgn sesapa. So, kami terloncat2 menjengket cuba gak jenguk.. gedebuk..hahhahah.. e Id langgor meja dia..hahaha. sian.. So, I try finding a place to fall (katil dia) laughing..hahah! Sian Ida.. (dah la didiagnose dgn migrain arini.. Hadiah yg datang bersama dgn jawatan, no doubt)

Pakcik2 dari mesjid datang beramai2.. agaknye nk ajak p msjid kot.. Ada la dgr akak sebelah umah said something.. pastu diorg berlalu dan salam kedengaran di rumah2 jiran yg lain. Gitulah kami kalau ada org2 bagi salam.. Org2 menjual pun kekadang sangat daring, smpai masuk pagar. That day, got 3 guys masuk pagar.. trying to sell dengan sepenuh ati alarm kereta. Kenapa I said sepenuh ati? Sbb dgn penuh konfiden they asked us to give them a fork/garfu utk tunjuk mcmana senangnye dia nk bukak keta kita yg dah dikunci.. Ntah pape.. Okey, that's about it.. it's time for citer "feveret" K Anum.. glee atau lebih mesra di hati dia.. Geli..kih kih

Terkesima

Last Sunday I went out with Mak to buy something. And in the car, I told her about my schoolmates, sekolah rendah yang able to have found me through FB. Hmm... I almost forgot most of their names already. Tapi, agak amazed to those who still remembers me. Aku takde pun gambor nih.. amek dr FB member

My classmates recognize me.. cause of my hair. I didn't know pun my hairstyle was "unforgettable". A friend told me that she remembers me when she saw Velma Dinkley dari Scooby Doo.. Huh..Lantak le.. Yg penting hingat. Some said, I didn't change (except for the weight gain). Itu, I simply replied..my face outgrown me siap2 dah.. so, when u guys see me few years later, I didn't change. (kalaulah ada such thing) Muka dah tua siap2.

Well, from a few small chats with one of my schoolmate nih, I found out that most of them are married, and some divorced. So, I told my mum about this. Mcm statement biasa je la kan.. "this fellow, I just know were divorced" and this fella married..but, most of them I don't know their whereabouts etc,etc".. The best part was, my mum simply stated.."oh, patut la takut kawin". It was something I didn't see it coming yet able to make me stunned.. terkesima abis.

Tpi, persoalannye adalah.. was the statement right, or left?... heheh

Mana Perginye?

Baru2 ni i bought a lipstick.. a very2 bright lipstick that was so obvious worn, it will be so Maybe it's as red as this!

ridiculous to ignore..hehe.. Wht's got into me purchasing this item? ntah.. tgn gatal kot.. So, I remembered dulu2, time study, I had this lipstick (given by my sister) titled Brick something something. As I remembered, it was Covergirl. Knpa la takde dh now2.. Well, pngedarnye takde kat Malaysia kot..huuhuu, years passed by, patut la tak jumpa2. At the same time (masa study tuh) I was hooked on Physician's Formula, yg dulu dgn rondaan minima hanya dijumpai di pharmacy di Jalan TAR. Earth tone was my choice. That too pupus years later. Y? oh Y? It was sized smaller than the usual lipstick, but the price was reasonable too..

Tadi, as I was boiling barley to make drink, I remembered that dulu I used to drink lemon barley drink yg skrg mcm tak jumpa je. Ingat tak?
And there was this drink.. pe namanye.. ha, Herbal Tea.. rasanya rasa dulu tak se"keji" rasa mana2 teh yg diclaim herbal tea. Keluaran mybe same company, kotak kaler ijau..

Next in my mind was.. Maggi Udang.ke manakah perginye? I'm NOT a devout Maggi eater.. tpi, teringat2 jugak sometimes. I am right kan? No longer exist this maggi udang..

Ni Maggi Masala.. takde kat M'sia ni.. Yg biasanye.. yg iniMaggi Kari

Hm, there's a lot more stuff we used to enjoy.. Tak ingat dah apa..

COW DUNG, CHICKEN POOP

Weeks ago my car got scratched.. bukan la scratched, sbb scratch bleh la sapu2 gune liquid nk kurangkan nmpk tu. This time, angkara mat rempit yg otak pnuh cow dung (bak kata suki dulu) yang sibuk nk terbang atas jln. Mujurlah I wasn’t the one who were driving, my bro. in law yg bwk. It happened kt Sg Ular, time tu.. the cars wasn’t moving fast since these mat rempit yg berbaju tshirt merah and with a round logo kat blkg was riding kiri and kanan jalan. Still, dlm pada keta tak laju.. seekor org with cow dung in his brain rode next to my car and bergarut keta dari pintu blkg ke dpn.. kemek siap.. tutup tyr siap tcabut.. Tak jatuh plak tu.. Malaun, curses.. curses.. pnuh 2 lori curses.. Apa barang nk baring atas motor? Org baring atas tilam.. tak pun atas jln trus..

Terkorek sume cat.. Am so so mad.. and sad. It’s not that bleh byr repair with bulu idung right? I think, most of us (well, kwn2 lorong X) afraid of motorists. Due to habit yg suka menyelit2 nih… menggusarkan para pemandu yg berhati2. Yg mcm pelesit gak, sama naik gak..lantaklah. And this costly incidents slalu berlaku pd org2 yg bukan daredevil atas jln.

Later that day, I saw these motorist with the same red shirt.. berlogo di tengah.. masuk Tepian Gelanggang.. Apakah? Curses and curses lagi…

I always wish there are some ways, I can stick out my legs and cause the bongets to fall hahahahahhahhahah. Ada gak mmber yg imagine, ada skrin that can display “various faces” to mock these “cow dungs”. A day after that, time static kat traffic light, still, one skuter himpit at the part yg terGORES DAN BENGANG tuh!.. Dia tolong kasi cabut sama cat yg bersisa hasil gores dan bengang pertama. Ni seekor org lagi yg very the chicken poop! Allah nk duga la nih.. tahap kesabaran.. sejelas2nye.. aku mmg tak sabor, especially bila dah couple of times gini.. Hina btullah gue… So, salute utk org yg mmpunyai tahap kesabaran yg tinggi. If only I can be one.

Back When

Sitting around doing nothing, I think Back When..

I was in school, transition phase to university. Those were the days I consider as the “prime time” of my life. I wasn’t that “ old-fashioned” (as if); friends going out clubbing was fine with me, as long a I wasn’t dragged along. Couples around me is okay, as long as I didn’t witness anything that made me puke.

Gambar hiasan are my students jwb kuiz. Witness "kasut" jepun yg dipakai. Aku dah tak berdaya mendenda pakaian sebegini.. bior je laa

Students weren’t so daring back then. Anything that we want to say were always “subtle”. No harsh remarks, or any words that considered rude to our lecturers. Now, things are different. Responses like “Tau takpe, Tulah pasal” is so common, it made me wanna tarik muncung those who utter these “infectious” words. Oh, yesterday, I was invigilating exam. Seketul budak did not write the question number on the front page. Told him.. "Tlg tulis no. soalan." He wrote "1, 1, 1" in each box. I told him.. "tgk la no. soalan pd question paper, takkan semua 1" bleh dia ckp, "Dulu saya buat gini gak.. selamba je takde apa2", I replied, "Markah agaknye dpt selamba la jugak".. He said "tulah pasal.." Hih! budak ni aku nk tunjal je rasa.. Sabor je.. not worth to cakne ke dia nih

Lagi gambar hiasan: Antara mereka yg insaf and menjawab dgn bijak laksana

When I was studying, trips to café must be fully observed. I don’t like to queue behind my lecturers, afraid they will see what I ate. As generous as they were-paying for my friends’ and my meal, we felt guilty every time they took the bill. Nowadays, students coaxed you into treating them. Just when you’re about to take out your RM10 purse with RM5 note inside. How bold!

Back then, when you’re about to flunk any quizzes or tests, you bounced right back, working twice as hard as you used to. Now, failure in tests is an encouragement to do nothing and waiting to re-sit the paper.. THRICE!

Back then, trips with mini bus is carefully planned. No excuses such as “ I couldn’t get a bus” or “I woke up late” will be accepted. Class doors will be locked and you’ll be pleading to get in. Sometimes, you sneaked into the class just to be present. I don’t think students now will remember such memories as most of them don’t even bother to come if they are late.

I sure hope that once a while, we’ll meet these few students who still respect their teachers and treat you appropriately. I know some of them already are,.. yet, there are still those who doesn’t.. hmm.