Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Jaga Common Test

Exam fever is on.. not to mention mmg aku pun fever gak. I'm just posting what I've written in the exam hall (or room to be exact).

It's the Office Admin. papers again, for Pt 1 and Pt 2. During this time, we look at these students and laugh at their many peculiar, funny and awkward behaviour. 1st thing I witnessed was when they write their lecturer's name on the answer sheet. Part 1's is always amusing to observe.. " Apa dia, nama miss? Miss Hanisah? Miss D? " Hish, told them " Nor Hadisah Arshad". Next question came up.."Nur ke Nor ke Noor?". Once nama Hadisah tak reti gak nk eja, aku lepuk aja budak nih. Then, ada lagi next question " Arshad ke Arsyad? camne eh?" Told them, tak pyh terkumat kamit mulut tu.. sebut dah reti.. eja je la. Sapa salah, lecturer awk tolak markah. Masing2 terkesima.. (keh keh.. jual aja nama lecturer dia nih)

The test started for almost 20 minutes when one boy came in with his unbuttoned shirt. I know it's hot, but this is so not the place to show your "not so buffed" body. Aksi2 ala2 macho, sbb dah tau org pndang. Yg keji tu, when I wanted to collect his attendance, trus je letak tgn atas paper dan dgn angkuh ckp "jap, lupa no matriks". Isk,isk.. ksian.. end of sem dh.

The funny one or ganjil kot, got this one boy, asked for permission to go to the gents. He got up in a hurry, bergegas2 kuar, mengheret kaki, tak smpai seminit, masuk balik. Owh, i guessed he just wanted to pass gas kot. Bagus, consider gak kt budk2 lain. If not, sure lebam muka those around him.

hmm.. Saparina and Karimi dh masuk. cek soklan diorg.. Easy breezy la, no worries...
There are 2 grils limping (bjalan hencot) ke dewan. Terpeleot kot.. Pembetulan... one girl hencot due to selipar yg nk putus.Towards the end of 3 hours, students will start to sleep, daydream or whatever activity 'lagha' yg sesuai dilakukan di meja tulis. Just now there's one student "munching" on benang ikat kertas jwpn. Ingat kitorg tak nmpk ke dia mngunyah.. Yuck! Ok, banned this fellow's paper.. kene pegang paper di ujung2 je..