COW DUNG, CHICKEN POOP

Weeks ago my car got scratched.. bukan la scratched, sbb scratch bleh la sapu2 gune liquid nk kurangkan nmpk tu. This time, angkara mat rempit yg otak pnuh cow dung (bak kata suki dulu) yang sibuk nk terbang atas jln. Mujurlah I wasn’t the one who were driving, my bro. in law yg bwk. It happened kt Sg Ular, time tu.. the cars wasn’t moving fast since these mat rempit yg berbaju tshirt merah and with a round logo kat blkg was riding kiri and kanan jalan. Still, dlm pada keta tak laju.. seekor org with cow dung in his brain rode next to my car and bergarut keta dari pintu blkg ke dpn.. kemek siap.. tutup tyr siap tcabut.. Tak jatuh plak tu.. Malaun, curses.. curses.. pnuh 2 lori curses.. Apa barang nk baring atas motor? Org baring atas tilam.. tak pun atas jln trus..

Terkorek sume cat.. Am so so mad.. and sad. It’s not that bleh byr repair with bulu idung right? I think, most of us (well, kwn2 lorong X) afraid of motorists. Due to habit yg suka menyelit2 nih… menggusarkan para pemandu yg berhati2. Yg mcm pelesit gak, sama naik gak..lantaklah. And this costly incidents slalu berlaku pd org2 yg bukan daredevil atas jln.

Later that day, I saw these motorist with the same red shirt.. berlogo di tengah.. masuk Tepian Gelanggang.. Apakah? Curses and curses lagi…

I always wish there are some ways, I can stick out my legs and cause the bongets to fall hahahahahhahhahah. Ada gak mmber yg imagine, ada skrin that can display “various faces” to mock these “cow dungs”. A day after that, time static kat traffic light, still, one skuter himpit at the part yg terGORES DAN BENGANG tuh!.. Dia tolong kasi cabut sama cat yg bersisa hasil gores dan bengang pertama. Ni seekor org lagi yg very the chicken poop! Allah nk duga la nih.. tahap kesabaran.. sejelas2nye.. aku mmg tak sabor, especially bila dah couple of times gini.. Hina btullah gue… So, salute utk org yg mmpunyai tahap kesabaran yg tinggi. If only I can be one.

Back When

Sitting around doing nothing, I think Back When..

I was in school, transition phase to university. Those were the days I consider as the “prime time” of my life. I wasn’t that “ old-fashioned” (as if); friends going out clubbing was fine with me, as long a I wasn’t dragged along. Couples around me is okay, as long as I didn’t witness anything that made me puke.

Gambar hiasan are my students jwb kuiz. Witness "kasut" jepun yg dipakai. Aku dah tak berdaya mendenda pakaian sebegini.. bior je laa

Students weren’t so daring back then. Anything that we want to say were always “subtle”. No harsh remarks, or any words that considered rude to our lecturers. Now, things are different. Responses like “Tau takpe, Tulah pasal” is so common, it made me wanna tarik muncung those who utter these “infectious” words. Oh, yesterday, I was invigilating exam. Seketul budak did not write the question number on the front page. Told him.. "Tlg tulis no. soalan." He wrote "1, 1, 1" in each box. I told him.. "tgk la no. soalan pd question paper, takkan semua 1" bleh dia ckp, "Dulu saya buat gini gak.. selamba je takde apa2", I replied, "Markah agaknye dpt selamba la jugak".. He said "tulah pasal.." Hih! budak ni aku nk tunjal je rasa.. Sabor je.. not worth to cakne ke dia nih

Lagi gambar hiasan: Antara mereka yg insaf and menjawab dgn bijak laksana

When I was studying, trips to café must be fully observed. I don’t like to queue behind my lecturers, afraid they will see what I ate. As generous as they were-paying for my friends’ and my meal, we felt guilty every time they took the bill. Nowadays, students coaxed you into treating them. Just when you’re about to take out your RM10 purse with RM5 note inside. How bold!

Back then, when you’re about to flunk any quizzes or tests, you bounced right back, working twice as hard as you used to. Now, failure in tests is an encouragement to do nothing and waiting to re-sit the paper.. THRICE!

Back then, trips with mini bus is carefully planned. No excuses such as “ I couldn’t get a bus” or “I woke up late” will be accepted. Class doors will be locked and you’ll be pleading to get in. Sometimes, you sneaked into the class just to be present. I don’t think students now will remember such memories as most of them don’t even bother to come if they are late.

I sure hope that once a while, we’ll meet these few students who still respect their teachers and treat you appropriately. I know some of them already are,.. yet, there are still those who doesn’t.. hmm.

Award Mende lak ye..

Pemberi award ini.. http://www.geodaia-dayahhalim.blogspot.com sgt la murah ati. Kalu dia tak bagi mende award pun tak mendenye.. tapi mekasey la yek.

Senaraikan 7 perkara tentang diri anda:

1. Suka kasut baru.
2. Bukan selalu beli kasut yg baru.
3. Sebab slalu tak jumpa kasut yg stabil
4. Sebab slalu gak terjumpa kasut yg cantik, tpi sgt lumayan...tak mampu
5. Kalau bercerita penuh perasaaan.. atau sdiri je yg perasan penuh perasaan
6. Daydream a lot
7. Easily infatuated..kuang kuang.

Hero ku..

Heroku pada minggu ini ialah.. Nagano Makoto. Those familiar with his name may remember him from episodes of Ninja Warrior.. ditayangkan pada waktu Maghrib yg slalu melalaikan aku dan ramai umat Islam yg lain utk bersolat segera.

Anyway, what makes me favour him compared to other contestants?

Nk kata ensem, tak la sangat.. ni mukanye..

Kiranye dia ni mild motivator for me to turn on the tv time2 dinner (we'll have dinner around 7). Yesterday, I watched the re-runs of Ninja Warrior dgn obstacle yg baru. Too bad, hero ini yg bekerja sebagai nelayan a.k.a. Kapten Makoto Nagano failed dlm jarak 1 meter nk abiskan third stage. Bayangkan kalau dah hari2 praktis atas botnya Konpira Maru for the competition, mau tak masuk final. Kalau dah hari2 asek bergayut atas tali temali.. maunye tangan tak berketul2. Eh, apa relevannye fakta ni ek..heheh

Well, sedap jugak tgk ikan selar kat atas tu kalau wat tumis asam.. Smlm, I noticed that my reaction when watching this show were sometimes (or always) exaggerated when Linda told me, I buat aksi dgn kaki2 skali, and Ida came out from the room, sbb the commotion (aku le tu) outside. That's just me.. takleh control ensem. And today.. I found out that one of my dearest friend watches the show too... and of course rooting for Makoto sokmo...ahaks!

I MISSED THESE..

A few weeks back, some of my colleagues left this place for sure, looking for greener grass. One of them was a senior here. It was quite sad to see one of your friends (although not so close) leaving. This friend was among us who together moved from Pekan to Kuantan.

I was talking to Ma the other day, about the journey of our working days. Although she only spent 2 years there and for me a year, somehow it was also one of our fondest memory . Moving here, we could say gave us a little bit of a “culture shock”. Well, in terms of the environment. There are times, where your work must be displayed in public or else you can’t claim you’ve done it. This is quite different from what we’ve practiced before. Whenever there’s work, make sure it’s done. If you have main duties/responsibilities, do that first. Do other work (such as folding documents/letters etc-mere examples) once your main task was fulfilled. That was fully understood by all. You’ll not hear any comments or sarcastic statements from others. Guessed that was one of the things that shocked us before. But when we get used to it, another thing needed time to get used to. Whenever there’re mkn2/pot luck, I used to bringing anything I want. Be it jemput2/buah/salad… anything, you name it.. Bawak aje. Nak makan, sila.. taknak, takpe. But then, it was not the practice here. We will have to state what are the things we’re bringing. Bawak buah ke? Ulam ke? Kuih ke? Teringat reply sorang member “aku bawak perut je”.. haha.. a good one.. tepuk2. So, I end up tak join and makan kat luor je. Macam tak bermasyarakat pulak aku nih. Hm, sbnarnye, bila org. dh tetapkan what to bring (takde consensus decision making) ni, mcm takde semangat lak. Sekarang dah tak macam tu dah.. Dah ok semula. Anybody wants to bring apa pun takpe.. atau sebenarnye org dah jarang buat dah?

I missed Pekan days. Waiting for bus in kebaya (now takleh pakai lgsg) and heels… then, chasing the bus. I missed my broken heels due to uneven tarred road dari gate KSP ke pintu bangunan. I missed having breakfast at café. We always asked those having breakfast for “what’s good today?” Then, there’s always replies “jangan ambik mi, mi dia tak sdp arini” or “mihun dia sedap today, bleh amek”. I think we also missed ayam kicap Kak Long. I will eat that sambil mengepak (istilah utk mengurangkan perpeluhan). I met some of my 1st OM students a fews weeks before. It was nice to see them. All grown up and “expanded”. My mind time tunneled back to the episode where the Common Test for my subject was due that day. These students yg mmg besar2 dan panjang2 stalled me at the stairs nk naik ofis. I did stop, and end up summarizing the important chapters there and then. I missed them. When exam just around the corner, I will usually end up taking the tests papers back to mark. I believed the same applied to others. I missed marking students’ paper at my Sepekan Jaya house, slept on them, and woke up to continue marking again. I missed watching that Chinese series petang2.. think the title was Justice Pao kot..(kot tu hanyalah short utk rasanye, bukan nama cine tu). On Fridays, Ida, Dyla and me, or Ida, Azie and me (ikut pada pnduduk semasa rumah sewa) will walk to Rumah 500 to shop at the pasar malam. Jauh beza compared to the pasar mlm here. Ntah kenapa di sana lebih seronok..

I also missed balik lewat petang.. chasing the bus again, tp students tlg stopkan bas.. "cpt miss, cpt.." Terima kasih.. By the time the bus reached Sepekan Jaya, agak gelap jugak.. but my friends and I will tenyeh je duduk kat gerai simpang masuk, and had our dinner. There are people who looked dgn agak pelik, maybe asking.. kenapa minah2 ni, takleh makan kat umah ke? Tapi, perut kami lebih penting. I also missed van ikan yang mjual ikan in a limited kuantiti to us. Once I paid RM1 (paling keji) for beberapa ekor ikan..hehhe.. Malu nk kuarkan singgit.

Tpi, those are the things I miss.. What did you miss?

Transformers

Lately, I discovered that so many of my friends who've found me through the facebook. Even those in skoloh rendoh pun sama. A few did "hi" me.. but byk yg telah totally vanished from my memories. It took me some time to figure out who this and this fella is.

I do have short term memory, but the main thing made me forget who those people was... they transformed a lot! Kalau stakat nama.. sume dh berubah. Transformation pun dari segi fizikal. Everybody is getting more beautiful, vogue, thinner, or "daring'er"?

It seems that I am the only person who's the total opposite of above description. So conservative/old fashioned; seumpama org. kg. yg first time berjumpa dengan eskalator..

Tmpt Aku nk Ajak E-id.., and McD

I wanted to go to this place for the 2nd time. Nearby sesangat my house. Hopefully, tak ramai p. Am being selfish plak. It's just, mls nk come here if got lots of people. Can you see, atas counter, got cake? Dlm bekas btutup jernih.. So inviting kalau ditelek secara live.

This is the menu, .. I will ajak E-id and McD to singgah one dah.. insyaAllah. Perasan tak, got tosai? ha, tosai melayu.. mana nk dpt.. (hrp2 melayu la tu)

Above, Afiq and Adib, waiting for food. Adib biasa.. main dgn menu.. Owh, tu, my newest handbag a.k.a. beg cerut.
Yg ni plak, the only pizza u can get at kedai Kg. Selamat.. harhar.. (only on rajin days)

p/s: ada ke rajin days?