Perjumpaan

Dgr mcm serius kan bila kata ada Perjumpaan. It always involves some important issues, but I always associate it with something negative. Maybe it's because of these things:

1. Bila ada perjumpaan - dulu time skolah kt hostel, everytime perjumpaan was held; the upper
formers akan scold us, told us whom they didn't like (penting ke?), and instruct us about the
actions (selalunya denda/ regulations) yg akan kami terpaksa ambil.
2. Bila ada perjumpaan, the warden would scold us, (antara sebab: tak p solat maghrib jemaah)
sbb mandi lama lepas balik bersukan. Yg ni best.. tgh berkemban and bersabun kene jerit,
korang ada??(hihihi.. wah.. blagak gaya bahasa budak skrg.)
3. Bila ada perjumpaan - meeting bilik ke, meeting rumah ke.. there were always unresolved
issues. And almost most of the time.. akan ada ayor mata mengalir.. (hish..mak tak suke)
4. Bila ada perjumpaan at school (applied to sekolah menengah) I remembered, the "cane".
Ha ah.. kene rotan. Benci kan?

That's why I'd rather meet and greet and just say wht u want..huuuu

The Help

Salam y'all.. (ewah..y'all.. ala2 southern gituh)

Last Saturday I watched The Help (kualiti dvd tak mmuaskan) but due to nk tgk sgt..aku bedal je tgk. It was ok. I've heard of this story yg made with low budget but is a hit with the viewers.Apa kelas maid ko pakai tandas yg sama?

It's a story about the help (sumenye org kulit hitam) for white folks in the 60's. Time tu smuanye dibahagi. Even if you go to cinemas.. coloured people masuk tangga lain..omputih tangga lain. The movie was fun. Ada parts yg keji, ada yg mcm sedih sikit. It is advisable to those yg nk tgk, sila cari copy yg ok, bersubtitle English yg betul.. (sbb slang southern ni pyh nk phm skit, I think gtu).

Bagus jugak tgk movie2 ni time tgh stress2/bengang2/confuse2 ni.. Btw, Suki: sila tgk ye..

Tak Buat Dah..

Salam.. A couple weeks ago I agreed to a request for henna drawing (lukis inai) for a relative. She's getting married. A few days after the deal, I remembered that henna drawing is similar to tattooing. As much as I like watching Miami Ink, mende ni tak bleh buat. I used to do it for a few brides to be. It's something I considered mcm bakat yg ada sikit laa... sikit je.. Ni antara gmbar yg penah di'snap'. Selalunya.. pnuh lagi tangan mangsa2 tersebut... Wani, Ma, E-id.. a few other friends even makcik cleaner penah balik dgn tangan yg dh berconteng. Seronok.. Tapi bye2 je la.

Okay, Job as a "possible" henna artist = X.
Skrg.. try tgk2... bleh ke jd pjual temosa (tanpa inti kelapa ok?) and bubur lambuk..

Menyampah

I got sick of having this feeling. Got sick of listening and seeing people with information trying to tell some bits and pieces of information yet, kdg2, taknak bgtau. Diam je boleh tak? It's really annoying. Showing off like you are important compared to others, but still didn't realize the actions shown is inappropriate.

Sheesh..just keep it to yourself! Too much to ask ke?

Jiran

Salam. Alang2 Suki mentioned about jiran2 dia.. I also wanted to join the bandwagon. Since I'm staying at 2 places, adalah a few "pe'el" jiran2 nih yg bisa mengguris perasaan. At my rumah sewa, there are certain jiran who will ask you to move your car if it's parked outside his house (bukan menghalan laluan pun!). He will purposely move his car to park where your car parked earlier dan dia bukannya ada 2 keta pun. Garage dia kosong je.

There are jiran yg menge"park" diluar rumah anda (hampir ke pintu pgr) although they know there are 3 cars will be parked there. This will make it difficult to adjust parking and to adjust to get the car out of the garage.

Most of the time, we get back from work, all kinds of sampah ada di rumah (already mentioned dulu I think). Memandangkan we don't have the trash can cover, people lalu lalang/kids/neighbours' kids/neighbours will freely throw their rubbish inside our trash. And it will be my duty to tonggengkan all the rubbish inside a plastic bag and buangkan smula. (bagus aku ni)

Yg suka membakar (arsonist?) akan freely bakar sampah tanpa mengira baju jiran jemiran lain yg belum diangkat. Yg best sikit dia akan bakar selain dr. bhn2 semulajadi.. cth: polisterine (this will result in habuk2 halus, yg ala2 asap.. tp kita nmpk partikel tu lalu lambat2 dpn umah kita) disertai dgn bau yg mak aii.. ya ampunkanla dosa jiran aku ni. Hazardous tul utk org lain. Blum kira kucing dia yg berak kt umah kita, kucing dia yg mati di rumah kita (atas sbb2 yg tak diketahui) and again, I've already "uruskan" dead cats ni about 3 times. Lagi 1, kucing dia yg beranak kt dlm umah kita..(mcm takleh bukak pintu pulak).

One time, during Hari Raya.. there was this stench bapak la ho liau.. A bangkai like smell. Puas we toured around the house. On that raya.. I even warned my friend not to come (due to the unpleasant smell). Malu siihhh.. But she came anyway.. and her daughter siap nk muntah bila angin membawa bau tu. Then, we notices the smell came from the ikan kering yg djemur atas atap rumah dia. How come? I used to have ikan kering dried outside my house dulu2, tp it does'nt smell like that... bwek.. gile pnye aromaterapi.

Ok la.. stop menceceh la.. Tgh pk2, nk wat pilihan..

Bergerak Macam Jagger

Tajuk atas is a direct translation for the current song : Moves Like Jagger

Jagger tu was referred to Mick Jagger, frontman of group Rolling Stones. Lagu ni Adam Levine (Maroon 5 pnye penyanyi) and Christina Aguilera yang nyanyi.

Tak sah lagu Maroon5 ni kalau takde pmpuan seksi (takpun, dia yg seksi)

Mick Jagger pulak, dia nih:

He doesn't have to use botox whatt.. already pursed lips..kejih.

Moves Like Jagger

Just shoot for the stars

If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away, make it okay
I swear I'll behave

You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a sh*t
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk
And I'll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I don't need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

[Verse 2]
Maybe it's hard
When you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I make you believe
That I've got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk
And I'll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I don't need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

[Bridge]
You wanna know how to make me smile
Take control, own me just for the night
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe, ooh baby, roll me right
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk
And I'll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I don't need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I think that if we all move like Jagger (menggeliang geliut, pusing2 sume) .. we'll be skinny like him. Sure can..